snoopingscout:

hystericaldarling:

snoopingscout:

hystericaldarling:

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN HOLD ON TO YOUR FANCY HATS, I THINK I DISCOVERED BOOZE-BASED TIME TRAVEL!

…I think that is the most fucking impressive thing I’ve ever heard.

Teach me your secrets.

Idunno, it’s a delicate science, Snoops, new frontiers and all. Also it might be one-way. Also I didn’t write down how much I drank to get here and the memory’s kind of fuzzy.

But hey what’s an experiment without multiple trials, right?

Yeah? Well, if you’re up for doin’ a trial 2, you’ve got yourself another test subject.

I’ll put your name down on the list! (or rather start a list and put your name on it)

Though uh, you might have to byob a little. It takes a lot to time travel.