Chapstick and Chainsaws

peccantaintsobad:

hystericaldarling replied to your post: oh you’re a girl now huh? … HEY we should go SHOPPING! :DDDD

aw come on don’t tell me you don’t want to try anything on either! You don’t even have to buy it, that’s the beauty of it!

But why put something on and enjoy it if you don’t plan on buying it?

So you can see how good you look in it!

Am I seriously the only one who’s ever done this? I mean, granted, I’m more likely to buy the stuff I try out, but…

bluhbluhhotstud asked: Oh, hey! You must be HD.

oh, woof, what an old ask, this must be from when I was drunk lost through time. Hey there, hot stud. ;)

sinisterlordenglish started following you

the hell kind of name is ‘lord english’?

Write a situation in my ask and I’ll tell you how I’d react to it.

(via deadeyedetective)

Ever do thinkin’ on your love life?

damehysteria:

hystericaldarling:

damehysteria:

hystericaldarling:

damehysteria:

I have been lately…

I’m, not exactly too happy with it.

Sleuth’s been missin’ for god knows how long

Ace hates my guts, it may have been Anon related but it still stung a little

Nervous was so flustered over it that she fuckin’ passed out in the lap, tryin’ to turn me down easy…

That list ain’t long but for some reason…. I feel a little…. hurt…. lookin’ at it

I’m alright though

I’ll be fine

I’m fine

Fine

Honey, times like this you just don’t think about it, period.

I’ve been tryin’ not too, but it’s been hard….

Booze helps

Then you gotta distract yourself! Get out there and live a little! Before you know it, something will come your way! :)

Yeah, yeah I do~!

It’s enlightin’ talkin’ my myself~

I can see why the Inspector’s do it so often~!

Yeah! Hell, we should totally just hang out sometime! :D

Ever do thinkin’ on your love life?

damehysteria:

hystericaldarling:

damehysteria:

I have been lately…

I’m, not exactly too happy with it.

Sleuth’s been missin’ for god knows how long

Ace hates my guts, it may have been Anon related but it still stung a little

Nervous was so flustered over it that she fuckin’ passed out in the lap, tryin’ to turn me down easy…

That list ain’t long but for some reason…. I feel a little…. hurt…. lookin’ at it

I’m alright though

I’ll be fine

I’m fine

Fine

Honey, times like this you just don’t think about it, period.

I’ve been tryin’ not too, but it’s been hard….

Booze helps

Then you gotta distract yourself! Get out there and live a little! Before you know it, something will come your way! :)

damehysteria:

inspectionsandtea:

diamondsv2:

inspectionsandtea:

diamondsv2:

dickhearst:

damehysteria replied to your post: SO DROOG IS BACK WELL WELCOME BACK, FUCKER.

What’s so bad about this particular Droog?

I DON’T LIKE HIM.

HE’S AN ASSHOLE.

BLEGH.

You don’t like anyone. Ignore him, Miss. I’m a perfectly polite gentleman.

You are not. Don’t lie to ladies, it’s rude.

I’m not lying. I consider myself polite.

Your opinion of yourself is biased for obvious reasons.

Majority wins you’re an asshole Droog~

Oo! I got an easy checklist for these things!

Do you…

• [ ] murder people?
• [ ] enjoy murdering people?
• [ ] work for the criminal element?
• [ ] control the criminal element?
• [ ] drub innocent gumshoes with gaming equipment?
• [ ] act superior to everyone and anyone
• [ ] rob banks
• [ ] overthrow monarchies
• [ ] kick small helpless animals

If you checked off two or more of the above… You’re an asshole!

Ever do thinkin’ on your love life?

damehysteria:

I have been lately…

I’m, not exactly too happy with it.

Sleuth’s been missin’ for god knows how long

Ace hates my guts, it may have been Anon related but it still stung a little

Nervous was so flustered over it that she fuckin’ passed out in the lap, tryin’ to turn me down easy…

That list ain’t long but for some reason…. I feel a little…. hurt…. lookin’ at it

I’m alright though

I’ll be fine

I’m fine

Fine

Honey, times like this you just don’t think about it, period.